No arguments, please. This is the only way to sandwich a fresh, just-picked tomato. ( :

white bread, the best you can buy, or bake
mayo, the best you can buy, or make
1 fresh, just-picked tomato
salt and pepper, to taste

1. Smear 2 slices of bread with mayo, one side each. Slice tomato. Place tomato slices on one slice of the bread. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Cover with other slice of bread.